The Sounds of College

At home, I live on a street with random weird noises at night, simply because there is some commercial lots down my street. We got random high/drunk people...so I thought college would be normal. Right?

HAHAHHAHA.

Well, tonight I have heard dolphin noises, crow "caw" noises, goat noises, cow noises, a lion's rawr, and insane laughter that turned into someone throwing up. Oh, and yesterday I heard SEX IN MY SHOWER. See I share a shower with two other people in another dorm room, other than my roommate. Yeah. My roomie and I were cracking up hysterically.

I've heard so many people throw up it's rediculous.
Bouncing/sex noises are common too. ON BOTH SIDES OF MY ROOM. The guys nextdoor get a lot of action...and the girls that share my bathroom are getting some right now. God.

And I just heard "Gobble gobble."

I LIVE ON THE THIRD FLOOR.

Raccoons now...but that is probably the actual animal. People leave food out and call to them here.

Someone will get rabbies before I graduate...probably before I finish my first semester.

I WILL LAUGH AT THEM.
I am so nice.

I also hear someone...buffing something? No. Welding? No. Grinding with metal? Dremel tooling?

...and I only ever hear it at a strangely late hour.

And my light just made a loud BANG noise. No reason. It just felt like it.

Just saw a friend DJ for the first time...now I'm tempted to.
Yeah.
G'night.