Ew.

Warning - the following is gross

So...cats are sweet, awesome, purry, and blah blah blah...but at least my cat gets on these random 'disgusting binges' where I just push the fuzzbutt away. He'll start licking himself and smacking his tongue so the air smells like his breath, and he's shooting random bits of catlitter everywhere - maybe farted too. It's just...so repulsive. And he's just to my left doing it right now. o_o
He's also vibrating to some extent from the hard licking.

Yeah.

Going to bed now.