Food and Condoms

Most of you are going LOLWTF right now. I haven't gone off the deep end - I swear!

TWO DAYS IN A ROW, college has had two events that cracked me up.
"FREE S'MORES AND CONDOMS!"
and today
"FREE PIZZA AND CONDOMS!"

Basically you get free food, free rubbers, and free sex education from some balding guy that is wayyy to excited to be talking about sex. I walked by the s'mores one yesterday o.O

I just think it's amusing how they're luring us in with free food and free condoms. It's like they asked a random college student [boy] on the two things he wanted the most from college and they got "free food and condoms =D"

I'm tempted to go and use my free condom as an oversized finger puppet just to screw with their heads >=D

XD

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AND I'M HAVING DRY CEREAL AGAIN FOR LUNCH. But I wasn't lazy today...the milk went bad two days ago, apprently. It said: "BEST USED BY AUGUST 31ST"

Mmm'k I don't wanna be blowin' chunks because I pulled a "mom" and was like LOL THAT JUST MEANS SELL-BY. ...I want it sellable. That means it won't kill me =}

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